-You rarely have $5 in your pocket.

-A grilled cheese sandwich is a major food group to you.

-You have little or no idea what you want to do with your life.

-There is drool damage in two or more of your textbooks.

-Your body starts going through withdrawal, when you go more than two days w/o pizza.

-Your computer costs more and runs better than your car.

-Your history prof asks "Who was General Lee?" and you answer, "The car from The Dukes of Hazzard."

-You're on a first name basis w/ the MasterCard and Visa debt collectors.