Pacific Products Gallery - Unique Gifts And Collectibles
HomeHomeHomeSearchHomeGallery ShopsHomeHelp/FAQHomeView Cart
Search For:
(Advanced Search)
Jokes Jokes


I can not tell a lie...
(September 13, 2018)

A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock that night.

They got dressed quickly. Then the man asked his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked, thinking him pretty weird.

The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door. Upset, she asked where he'd been. The man replied, "I can not tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep. That's why I'm late."

The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes, and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"


Mail this joke to someone you know.
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's Email:
Your Name:
Your Email:
Please enter this number: 8749 in the box below


Gallery Of Shops | What's New | Free Newsletter | Search The Shops
Guestbook | Frequently Asked Questions | Contact Us
Ordering and Shipping Policies | Privacy Policies | About Security
Free Greeting Cards | The Funniest Jokes | The Best Quotes | Today In History

Copyright © 2012 Pacific Products, Inc.
comments@pacprod.com or 877-212-2376~805-658-7369