Pacific Products Gallery - Unique Gifts And Collectibles
HomeHomeHomeSearchHomeGallery ShopsHomeHelp/FAQHomeView Cart
Search For:
(Advanced Search)
Jokes Jokes


Six months...
(December 6, 2018)

The middle aged man was visibly shaken when his Doctor advised that he had only 6 month's to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The Doctor suggested that he should get his "house in order", make sure his Will was current and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life, to the fullest.

"What will you do for the last six months?" asked the Doctor.

His patient thought for a few minutes then replied, "I think I'll go and live with my Mother-in-law".

Surprised by the answer, the Doctor asked, "Of all people, why in the would you want to live with your Mother-in-law?"

"Because it'll be the longest six months of my Life!"


Mail this joke to someone you know.
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's Email:
Your Name:
Your Email:
Please enter this number: 7244 in the box below


Gallery Of Shops | What's New | Free Newsletter | Search The Shops
Guestbook | Frequently Asked Questions | Contact Us
Ordering and Shipping Policies | Privacy Policies | About Security
Free Greeting Cards | The Funniest Jokes | The Best Quotes | Today In History

Copyright © 2012 Pacific Products, Inc.
comments@pacprod.com or 877-212-2376~805-658-7369